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And now for a short
I once had
two girlfriends named Tina and Marge and we had a lot of
fun together. But when I met my true love, Martha, I
called them up and said, “I've met the love of my life
and I won't be able to date you anymore. We had
a lot of good times and yer gonna find somebody to call
yer own someday, too.”
They became very
sad and depressed and were on the verge of tears when of
course I said, “Don't cry for me Marge and Tina.”
That didn't seem to
help at all. They called me a name and hung up.
Love's funny that
Okay, why did the
punk rocker cross the road?
He was stapled
to a chicken. (Ouch!)
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(Watch it, Bucko,
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